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My first crack at a combined meme...

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*blink blink*
i recognize them all ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I recognized all but Anti-Venom, but I've been out of the loop for comics and he's apparently fairly new (to me).
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THX for that Erik!
I've been looking for that picture for some days ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I thought this customer service experience was awesome.
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that was awesome ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Who the fuck is the girl on the right?
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Celty Sturluson from Durarara! She wears a helmet because she's headless.
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i was going to ask how she would drink tea with the helmet on . .

@Australia Pic:
we need to make australia into a green glowing glass pane if that's real x.x
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I don't think that's real. I've heard that some parts of Australia do get big "bird-eating" spiders, but I'm pretty sure they're not actually that big.

I wouldn't put money on it though.
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Koumei wrote:I don't think that's real. I've heard that some parts of Australia do get big "bird-eating" spiders, but I'm pretty sure they're not actually that big.

I wouldn't put money on it though.
It is definitely not real because it is actually impossible for exoskeletal things to be that large and still move. Also because giant Australian spiders would kill each other if they were that close.
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As a Halloween store worker, I can confirm those are cheap decorations put to amazing use (if the house is actually in Australia). The legs are the cheap fur covered wire that no one ever bends into realistic shapes.
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Kaelik wrote:
Koumei wrote:I don't think that's real. I've heard that some parts of Australia do get big "bird-eating" spiders, but I'm pretty sure they're not actually that big.

I wouldn't put money on it though.
It is definitely not real because it is actually impossible for exoskeletal things to be that large and still move. Also because giant Australian spiders would kill each other if they were that close.
Coconut crabs are the largest exoskeletal animals, and they can get up to 1 meter long, apparently.

Those spiders are definitely fake, but my first thought was "oh, is that house covered in coconut crabs?" Which would be far more terrifying than your average set of halloween decorations.
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Whatever wrote:
Kaelik wrote:
Koumei wrote:I don't think that's real. I've heard that some parts of Australia do get big "bird-eating" spiders, but I'm pretty sure they're not actually that big.

I wouldn't put money on it though.
It is definitely not real because it is actually impossible for exoskeletal things to be that large and still move. Also because giant Australian spiders would kill each other if they were that close.
Coconut crabs are the largest exoskeletal animals, and they can get up to 1 meter long, apparently.

Those spiders are definitely fake, but my first thought was "oh, is that house covered in coconut crabs?" Which would be far more terrifying than your average set of halloween decorations.
1 meter is much much smaller than those pictures.
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Whatever wrote: Coconut crabs are the largest exoskeletal animals, and they can get up to 1 meter long, apparently.
Not quite, those are the largest land-living exoskeletal animals. The The Japanese Spider Crab is the overall largest arthropod by legspan and the American Lobster is the heaviest.
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People scoffed at Sony's 2006 E3 presentation, but if they'd done their research they'd have realized that Japan totally has giant enemy crabs.
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